Stumbled upon this. Got a few good chuckles. There's metal, cum shots, and butt fucking. Enjoy.
http://boringvsfunny.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/sex-face-vs-metal-face/
http://boringvsfunny.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/sex-face-vs-metal-face/
This is a safe haven for normally decent people to stop pulling punches and speak their mind.